Step 1: Give the baby some inappropriate sugary thing since mom is not home.
Step 2: Go to the backyard. Get fascinated by the fact that you get get better wifi reception in the backyard than you do inside the house.
Step 3: Come back to consciousness as you realize you haven’t heard from baby in a few minutes.
Step 4: Watch as baby eats the ants that have gathered on his sugary thing that he’s dropped in the backyard.